I opened up my mailbox this morning to an email from a delusional, ill-informed, racist nut-job entitled The Truth About The Bible and Evolution.  At first I thought the email was a synopsis from The Book of Genesis. As I started to read more of the email it then began to detail how Adam and Eve started the human race and that we are are related through years and years of incestuous breeding. From there it mentions David and Goliath, and how Africans were created because men rounded up female gorilla and had sex with them. I’m sure this is all based on scientific fact and evidence. Anyway, I’ve reprinted the email below for those of you interested in reading this nonsense.

“God created the heavens and earth and all the animals. And he

created a garden of eden from which he created man from the

dust. He called this man Adam. After a while God saw that Adam

was lonely. So he caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam and

while Adam slept God opened Adam’s side and took one of his

ribs and created a woman to be a companion for Adam. This

woman was called Eve. Eve was bone of Adam’s bone and flesh

of Adam’s flesh. God created Eve as a soulmate and companion

for Adam. When God created Adam and Eve they had no

knowledge of evil. They only had the goodness of God. God did

not give Adam and Eve the knowledge of evil or the power to

have sex and create. All God wanted was Adam and Eve in the

garden of eden and the animals on the earth. Adam and Eve

would never destroy the garden of eden and the animals would

never destroy the earth. That’s why God created the garden of

eden. That was Adam and Eve’s home for eternity. Lucifer was

one of God’s angels. God called Lucifer the morning star. He

rose up in evil against God and God drove him from heaven. In

order to get back at God, Lucifer came down to the garden of

eden and put the evil in the tree of knowledge of good. Then it

became the tree of knowledge of good and evil. God saw the evil

and warned Adam and Eve not to touch it or eat from it or they

would surely die. Then God went away and while he was gone

Lucifer tried to get Eve to eat from the tree. Eve told Lucifer that

they would surely die. Lucifer lied and said that they would live

forever. He told them that he would make them into Gods. Eve

fell for Lucifer’s lies and she did eat from the tree of knowledge

of good and evil. Then she got Adam to eat from it. When they

did their eyes were opened and they saw that they were naked.

That’s when they gained the knowledge and the power to have

sex and create. They covered themselves up with fig leaves and

ran and hid from God. God found them and condemed them

both. God drove them from the garden of eden never to return.

Then God punished Lucifer by turning him into a snake to eat

the dust of the other animals for eternity. Adam and Eve still

had a choice. They could have gone with the goodness of God

and not had sex or they could go with the evil and the power

that Lucifer gave them. They chose the evil and the power that

Lucifer gave them. Then they started lying and said it was God’s

way. But it wasn’t God’s way it was Lucifer’s way of worse than

worse than incest. When Adam had sex with Eve he was having

sex with his own flesh. Eve was bone of his bone and flesh of

his flesh. Now I am going to explain what I mean by worse than

worse than incest. If Adam came from the dust and Eve came

from the dust there would be no incest between them. And what

ever they created would be a true son and a true daughter.

When the true son and true daughter had sex to keep the

population going that would have been incest. And what ever

they created would have been closer flesh. A true brother and

sister committing incest cannot create a son or daughter. They

create closer flesh because the flesh is closer than they were to

begin with. So that way would have been incest and closer flesh.

If Adam came from the dust and Eve came from the dust and

they had true sons and daughters and Adam had sex with his

daughters and Eve had sex with her sons to keep the population

going that would have been worse than incest and they would

have created closer than closer flesh. The closer the flesh the

worse the incest. The way it happened was that Adam had sex

with his own flesh. So that was worse than worse than incest

and they created closer than closer than closer flesh. So when

you marry someone you are marrying someone that is 3 times

closer than a true brother and sister. That’s why people create

birthdefects and deformaties. We are all birthdefects because

we all have the knowledge of evil. We all came from worse than

worse than incest and we are still the same. There is no such

thing as grand ma and grand pa or mother and father or sister

and brother or uncle and aunt or nephew and niece or any other

name. It was made up by Adam and Eve and their generations.

We are simply Adam’s flesh having sex with Adam’s flesh and

what ever you create is Adam’s flesh. Jesus came from Mary

having sex with another man while Joseph was off fighting in a

war. Jesus grew up and found out the truth from the priests who

didn’t get married and have sex. But the priests were afraid to

tell everyone because they were afraid they would be killed. So

Jesus found 12 other men and he told them the truth. And with

their help he tried to tell everyone that in the eyes of God they

were all brothers and sisters and that they were committing

incest by getting married and having sex. They all got upset and

angry and crucified him. Jesus went back to the dust just like

everyone before him and after him. Just where God told Adam

and Eve they would go. From dust you came and dust you shall

return. Jesus was a 33 year old virgin who gave his life trying to

keep the generations from being born from sin into a sinful

world. Long before Jesus was born there were thousands of

slaves that ran off around the world and started their own

countries. When these slaves ran off there was a large group of

men that took off and ended up in Africa. Some of them were

giants as tall as 9 ft. or even taller. The giant named Goliath that

David killed with his slingshot was 9 ft. tall. Some of these men

went exploring to Borneo and used ropes to catch female

orangutans and took them to South America and had sex with

them and eventually created the Indians. The men that stayed in

Africa used ropes to catch female gorillas and had sex with them

and eventually created the Africans. When scientists found the

bones in Africa they thought we evolved naturally from a female

chimpanzee. But it wasn’t a natural evolution it was a man made

evolution. That’s where Bigfoot and the Orangutan creatures

come from. They are half man and half gorilla and half man and

half orangutan. They use to call the Indians the red man. The

orangutan has reddish hair. When those men bred out the hair

the Indian’s skin remained red. The gorilla has black hair and

skin. When those men bred out the hair the African’s skin

remained black. Some of the Indians and Africans are tall. And

some of the Bigfoot and Orangutan creatures are tall. They are

tall because some of the men that created them were tall.

Bigfoot migrated up through Africa and came into the United

States at the top of Africa when they were connected by land.

The Orangutan creatures migrated up through Central America

and came into the United States like the Indians did later on. The

first Europeans that saw the Africans said that some of the

African women had genitalia that resembled that of a gorilla. If

you look at the nose of an African you will notice that it is wide

like the gorilla’s nose. We are worse than worse than incest and

worse than worse than bestiality.

1915: 1.8 Billion people

2010: 6.8 Billion people

95 years: 5 Billion people

2310: 22 Billion people

Solution to problem: Stop Creating Babies

I am 100% sure your generations will appreciate not being

created and left behind to suffer that mess of insanity.

And it will be one hell of a mess.”